Did you know that you can lead a cow upstairs, but not downstairs?
The worlds termites outnumber people ont to ten!
If you're not supposed to eat late night snacks, then why is there a light in the refridgerater?
How do "Do Not Walk On The Grass Signs" get on the grass?
What do you call something that's brown and sticky? A STICK.
How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I'll tell you next week!!!