I wore my brand new button-down pants to gym class and we had to climb the rope that day. I was about half way up when I heard a popping noise... and ten more. My pants came unbuttoned long enough to flash the whole class my underwear. I slid down so quickly that I got rope burn and ran strait into the bathroom.
--Jennifer Lonman
I was sitting on my front stoop when I saw my crush coming around the corner so I decided to show off my gymnastics moves. And just when he was right in front of me, I did a big somersault and farted REALLY loudly and as I stood up, I got a glympse of him laughing so hard that he was as red as I was.
--Sarah Goldburg
I was in line at the water fountian in school and there were about four people behind me. Just as I was bending down to get a drink, I had to fart so I let it out silently. A couple seconds later, someone said very loudly "PYYEEWW! It stinks in here! Did something die?"
--Faith Sanders
